We do not understand the reported timeline ascribed to the wholesale slaughter of helpless innocents in Las Vegas on Sunday.
;We are informed that the police arrived at the shooter’s hotel room door 72 minutes after the first alarm call. We are also told that the shooting lasted between 9 and 11 minutes. We are finding it difficult to do the math involved.
Either the police wete somehow called some 62 minutes before the shooting started or the shooter relaxed in his suite for some 62 minutes after he completed his chore. Neither of these seems likely in our reality. Not even as contemplated through the glass of wine we enjoyed with our dinner.
We are further informed that a “leaked photo” of the shooter’s dead body in his suite includes what appears to be a note, of which reports so far tell us nothing. Perhaps it is unmentioned so far because it is unrelated. But since it has leaked all over the internet, one might expect something said of it. So far, nothing.
We are going to hide in our secret underground shelter until this departs world attention, if it ever does. Wearing our tinfoil hat.