Gleanings From The Passing Scene … (Politically Uncorrected)

Alfred_E__NeumannNews items extracted from the passing flow, we hope that you find them worthy of thought  …

Chicago   2Dead, 8 hurt Friay into Saturday  (One extended day in the windy city …)

The  US Marriage Rate:  ‘Never married” was 10%, is now 20%, a record high. What does that say about the children?

Water   LA Mayor orders use cut 20% bu 2017 as a drought measure.  Does “users” include the little fish that environmentalists have given al  the states’ stored water?

A Flying Man    Passes an arriving aircraft at 3500 ft near an airport. Maybe pilots should breath into a breathalyzer upon landings?

The U.S.  Military    Sees long war in Iraq/Syria (A short war speeds up budget cuts).

Football    High scoll game stopped for rough play.  Hmnn … maybe one of the teams came from Israel …

 College Students    Riot during pumpkin festival; turned over cars, threw firebombs. What are they teaching these kids?

The Dauthter  of a Hamas leader received medical treatment at an Israeli hospital. What if it had been the other way around???

The Obama Amnesty  preparation proceeds: The White House has ordered up to 34 million blank green cards and work permits and has invited 100,000 Haitians to enter the U.S. without visas.

U.S./U.N. aid is going to ISIS during an “anguished debate’ over the needs of civilians in ISIS-held areas.

A  Senator   in the current midterm elections may be first to cost $100 M. Looking at the ridiculous pay of big shots these days, they can afford it … But can America and its people?

A Texas Beer Pong  losers shot up a party, wounding 1 woman. We can remember when that would have been bad manners; he should have picked a man …

The EPA   is moving into the regulation of drinking water, heretofore a local matter.

Another Border  surge is coming – more asylum officers are being hired.

In Chicago    early voting, a GOP candidate voting for himself , noted that the result was a vote for his Democratic opponent … and votes for other offices came out the same way.

Ground Beef  reached another record high, but the latest increase in Social Security Pensions … didn’t.(1.7%)

An Internet photo of President Obam standing next to a display of  Fried Chicken was removed from the site….

Homeland Security sent two agents to a lingerie shop to confiscate panties with a major league baseball logo on them.

We are assured that Virtual Reality Brothel s  are coming in 2015. After that, virtual abortions?

A Coma  was successfully  faked for 2 yrs by UK man to avoid court. … (must have been a Toey backbencher …).

The Natl Weather Service  is not  receinving some or all satellite data … a new excuse.

The Iraq Defense  against ISIS has cost about $500 M since 8/8. Wonder where that was found?

Boko Haram , now that the 270 schoolgirls it kidnapped aren’t news anymore, (The Nigerian government can’t be bothered with Christians) has just kidnapped some more. They make good sex slaves … and can be sold after use.

Truth in advertising … a woman was Choked   and thrown on the floor (still breathing) by a man who left his state to meet her and complained that she didn’t look like her Internet photo.

Hillary:  Latest quote: “Don’t let anyone tell you businesses create jobs.” Must have been spending too much time with Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi. In fairness, all the politicians say dumb things on occasion; mostly they’re lucky and no one records it.

Finally, we learn that Vegetarians   per a study,  have much lower sperm counts …(Make it rare, please)

Thus another weeks’ human goofiness escapes our clutches.  Too late for regrets, but we can laugh …

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About Jack Curtis

Suspicious of government, doubtful of economics, fond of figure skating (but the off-ice part, not so much)
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