Chicago 2Dead, 8 hurt Friay into Saturday (One extended day in the windy city …)
The US Marriage Rate: ‘Never married” was 10%, is now 20%, a record high. What does that say about the children?
Water LA Mayor orders use cut 20% bu 2017 as a drought measure. Does “users” include the little fish that environmentalists have given al the states’ stored water?
A Flying Man Passes an arriving aircraft at 3500 ft near an airport. Maybe pilots should breath into a breathalyzer upon landings?
The U.S. Military Sees long war in Iraq/Syria (A short war speeds up budget cuts).
Football High scoll game stopped for rough play. Hmnn … maybe one of the teams came from Israel …
College Students Riot during pumpkin festival; turned over cars, threw firebombs. What are they teaching these kids?
The Dauthter of a Hamas leader received medical treatment at an Israeli hospital. What if it had been the other way around???
U.S./U.N. aid is going to ISIS during an “anguished debate’ over the needs of civilians in ISIS-held areas.
A Senator in the current midterm elections may be first to cost $100 M. Looking at the ridiculous pay of big shots these days, they can afford it … But can America and its people?
A Texas Beer Pong losers shot up a party, wounding 1 woman. We can remember when that would have been bad manners; he should have picked a man …
The EPA is moving into the regulation of drinking water, heretofore a local matter.
Another Border surge is coming – more asylum officers are being hired.
In Chicago early voting, a GOP candidate voting for himself , noted that the result was a vote for his Democratic opponent … and votes for other offices came out the same way.
An Internet photo of President Obam standing next to a display of Fried Chicken was removed from the site….
Homeland Security sent two agents to a lingerie shop to confiscate panties with a major league baseball logo on them.
We are assured that Virtual Reality Brothel s are coming in 2015. After that, virtual abortions?
A Coma was successfully faked for 2 yrs by UK man to avoid court. … (must have been a Toey backbencher …).
The Natl Weather Service is not receinving some or all satellite data … a new excuse.
The Iraq Defense against ISIS has cost about $500 M since 8/8. Wonder where that was found?
Boko Haram , now that the 270 schoolgirls it kidnapped aren’t news anymore, (The Nigerian government can’t be bothered with Christians) has just kidnapped some more. They make good sex slaves … and can be sold after use.
Truth in advertising … a woman was Choked and thrown on the floor (still breathing) by a man who left his state to meet her and complained that she didn’t look like her Internet photo.
Hillary: Latest quote: “Don’t let anyone tell you businesses create jobs.” Must have been spending too much time with Joe Biden and Nancy Pelosi. In fairness, all the politicians say dumb things on occasion; mostly they’re lucky and no one records it.
Finally, we learn that Vegetarians per a study, have much lower sperm counts …(Make it rare, please)
Thus another weeks’ human goofiness escapes our clutches. Too late for regrets, but we can laugh …