How Old Is A Real Blonde? (Never Trust A Scientist!)

BlondesThis is much bigger (at least for female readers) than the Boston bombing or even home-made plastic guns or abortion or President Obama’s next war. This impacts at least half of the U.S. population, personally. And it’s hard science that seems set to thrill nearly all women at the expense of a big chunk of American and European industry and retail…

You will not believe me, I know already. Gray Hair is now curable. Click on the link and see for yourself. The story, based on a research paper cited by Science Daily, was also reported by the Drudge Report, so if it’s mad up, I’m not the only one fooled. Gray hair is now curable, by applying a new medication to the hair roots. No, it’s not a dye, it just restores the original hair color that researchers have discovered, is being bleached out of your hair by your own, internal peroxide production.

Whoever owns this will be rich, and whoever owns a beauty salon, a hair dye maker or an ad agency is in deep trouble. Women and politicians will no longer need those services, pretty much overnight, if the report is correct. Oh, and actors, of course. Sorry; I forgot. If the stuff these researchers have developed can be sold cheap enough, (pretty likely, given the size of the market) even vets may benefit; old dogs may become harder to recognize on sight. Could play hell with internet dating services as well, I suppose. And I’ll repeat: No, I’m not making this up!

That’s the story; I’m not going to go on and on about it; you have the link. Either this will shortly be exposed as one of the biggest hoaxes ever or we’re in for some interesting times with both elderly real, natural blondes and a collapsing economy to watch at the same time. However it goes, as it develops, you’ll be able to read about it here.

About Jack Curtis

Suspicious of government, doubtful of economics, fond of figure skating (but the off-ice part, not so much)
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2 Responses to How Old Is A Real Blonde? (Never Trust A Scientist!)

  1. deepakmann says:

    Reblogged this on deepakmann and commented:
    Who ever said that we never ask a women her age was probably right

  2. Jack Curtis says:

    Yes, sir! It is our lot to marry them and then, as Socrates said, live happily…or become a philosopher…

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